(I should've known it wasn't gonna end well when I cracked the egg and somehow it missed the bowl and landed on the cat's head...)
His eyes ran into his ears and then - he died.
His wake will be held tonight after dinner (around desert time) after which we will inter him to his final resting place - Avi Chai's stomach...
yeah - that's my sad story for today.
Today I learned something important: When turning off a mixer, DO NOT a. attempt to stop the beaters with your hands or b. lift the mixer before it has come to a complete stop.