My life is like the bus I took Home tonight.
I got on at TM at 7:00 (because the bus came late.)
I got off the bus at 9:00 (because there was traffic.)
Somewhere around 8:45 the driver took a detour up a road a little less-wide than the bus and it subsequently wound up being a dead-end with ditches on either side.
Late. Always late. That is my life.
And by the time I've caught up I've missed all the good stuff.