Today was boring. Work was long and annoying. Freddie forgot about our shopping spree so after leaving the office I visited a bunch of stores all by my lonesome in an attempt to locate a skirt for Tova & Simcha's wedding, but to no avail. At this point I have decided that I will either skip the wedding or attend in my pajamas.
For lack of anything more exciting I present a quick line from Uncle Shalom:
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him..."Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!"
He went insane.
Now he just ignores me.