Friday, May 04, 2007

Because I Need a Vacation From Life Itself...

Men are like:
Parking spots - all the good ones are taken & the rest are handicapped.
Commercials - you can't believe a word they say.
Government bonds - they take so long to mature.
Mascara - they usually run at the first signof emotion.
Popcorn - they satisfy you but only for a little while.
Chocolate bars - sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.

and of course, my personal favorite:

Lava lamps - fun to look at but not too bright.

Have a great shabbos!!!

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