Men are like:
Parking spots - all the good ones are taken & the rest are handicapped.
Commercials - you can't believe a word they say.
Government bonds - they take so long to mature.
Mascara - they usually run at the first signof emotion.
Popcorn - they satisfy you but only for a little while.
Chocolate bars - sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.
and of course, my personal favorite:
Lava lamps - fun to look at but not too bright.
Have a great shabbos!!!