I'm SUCH an idiot.
I cleared off the tablecloth that was on the table and went to shake it out the window to shake off the crumbs. so I stuck it out the window and saw something go flying and land with a thud in one of the flower pots on an overhang between the 1st and 2nd floors.
It was my REALLY pretty Shabbos salt shaker.
Can't ANYTHING in my life ever go right?! All I was doing was trying to get ready for Shabbos!
I hate Fridays. :(